The G.P. Cultists

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The G.P. Cultists

Postby Gibb50 » Sat Nov 01, 2014 10:35 am

Hello, fellow Nevadeans! Are you sick of all those crazy agencies bringing you down, trying to snatch you off the streets and force you to join them? ME TOO!

Here at the Green Pepper Cultists, we are against all those cracky, broken agencies with one million letters in their acronyms. We're pretty sure you're sick and tired of all those 'tests' you have to go through to get conscripted, but here at the G.P. Cultists you will have to go through one test only. Fitness. Yes that's right. To join this faction in Nevada, all you need is RAW POWER!
Lifting weights and ab crunches are a surefire way to end up in this place.

Our goal is to go around, find those puny little runts and beat their faces into a bloody mess. Any agency is an agency we want destroyed. We waste no expenses on our members, New members will receive a lifetime supply of temporary tattoos of our emblem and a custom green set of brass knuckles. Members who are around for one year get a nice little gift basket filled with thank you notes from the higher ups in our gang. Elder members who stay for 5 years are given the right to become a veteran of the R.E.A.L.M. (Reality Escape and A Lack of Madness).

Finally, Our ranking system:

Recruit: Has right to the brass knuckles and any weapon they find lying around on the (battle)field. No access to our armory.

Rookie: Rookies have permission to wield a gun in our presence and can wear our tattoo emblem. Limited access to armory.

Reconnaissance Marksman: Well hello, Mr Long range. You've survived the front line long enough to wield higher calibre weaponry, primarily a Sniper rifle, pop the heads off the fools that don't keep their heads down. Limited access to the armory.

Warden: Wardens are our high ranking operatives, they have access to a full range of weaponry from our armory, excluding heavy weapons.

Wraith: Commanders, who have gone through hell and back to bring down the dogs that are popping up around Nevada. Full access to armory.

Dark Wraith: Battle hardened Wraiths who have earned their position as the highest ranking members next to the founders. Works with Kelzad and/or Jack on missions if requested. Full access to armory including specially made Chargers, this weapon is bestowed to a very select few.

Join today!

Owner: Kelzad
Co-owner: Jack Wernicke

CULTISTS:

Recruits: Drak, DesertAvenger, RhinoQ

Rookies:

Reconnaissance Marksmen:

Wardens: clatform,

Wraiths: bobdude0987654321, Seancglover

Dark Wraiths: Cethic (untraditional armor), Jerome Windsor

Awarded Medals:

Agency destruction: Kelzad - A.A.H.W SB, Jerome Windsor - Aregonian Empire,

ALLY STATUS OF AGENCIES

-The A.A.H.W. - Enemies - Common enemy throughout most agencies.
-The A.A.A. - Neutral - Good cause, just don't bother us.
-The A.A.T.A.A.H.W. - Neutral - Good cause, just don't bother us.
-The A-A.A.T.A.A.H.W. - Enemies - They are the same as The A.A.H.W.
-The Aregonian Empire - Allies - "Allies due to recent... developments" quote Xcano.
-The Hive - Close Allies - Provides us with delicious honey and great stinging creature things.
-The Zeds - Neutral - Bad cause, but as long as they don't bother us, we won't attack.
-The A.A.H.W. RECRUITMENT OFFICE - Enemies - Practically The A.A.H.W.
-The A.T.P.O.A.A.H.W. - Enemies - Practically The A.A.H.W.
-The Mercs - Enemies - We don't like payoffs. Get out of Nevada.
-The P.W.R.F.H.A. - Neutral - Good cause, just don't bother us.
-The A.O.A. - Enemies - Practically The A.A.H.W., just a rebel cause.
-The A.A.T.Z.I.N. - Allies - Good cause, we don't like 'em either.
-The Bakery - Close Allies - They provide us with tasty cookies and bread supplies.
-The Employers - Neutral - Higher powers, but we're agnostic.
-The Z.P.C.I. - Neutral - Good cause, just don't bother us.
-The V01T KRU3 - Enemies - Bad cause, just don't bother us.
-The U.F.A.A. - Neutral - Good cause, just don't bother us.
-The Red Army. - Enemies - They are a threat to us. Must get assimiliated
-The N.C.R. - Enemies - Bad cause.
-The A-H-D-A. - Enemies - Supports Tricky. We no liksey.
-N.U. (Noob United) - Enemies - Stole cookies from the Bakery.
-The D.A.D. - Neutral - Bad cause, just don't bother us.

---------------------------------------------------RAID PRIORITY---------------------------------------------------

-The A.A.H.W. SB [Injured] - >Rivals< - Disrupting the natural order of life. First enemy priority. (2 raids will commence on 24th of December, 2014)
-The Aregonian Empire [R.I.P] - >Rivals< - They don't like us, we don't like them. Second enemy priority. (Raid will commence on 24th of December, 2014) Now allied.
Last edited by Gibb50 on Tue Jan 06, 2015 2:02 am, edited 16 times in total.
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Re: The G.P. Cultists

Postby Kelzad » Sat Nov 01, 2014 10:37 am

The G.P. Cultists are always open for new members!
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Re: The G.P. Cultists

Postby DarkTree » Sat Nov 01, 2014 12:08 pm

Have any opinion on 'Zeds?
'Cause we're not really a faction. More just a bunch of the same race huddled in an abandoned building.
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Re: The G.P. Cultists

Postby Gibb50 » Sat Nov 01, 2014 7:46 pm

You guys are green, we like green. As long as you rude dudes don't go nibbling on us, you're good in our books.
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Re: The G.P. Cultists

Postby Freego » Sat Nov 01, 2014 8:28 pm

DarkTree wrote:Have any opinion on 'Zeds?
'Cause we're not really a faction. More just a bunch of the same race huddled in an abandoned building.

And "The Bakery!" is just the Hot Dog Vendor, Pizza guy, and like a chef who doesn't know how to make pastries.
I should make a Newgrounds account shouldn't I?
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Re: The G.P. Cultists

Postby Gibb50 » Sat Nov 01, 2014 8:40 pm

Freego wrote:
DarkTree wrote:Have any opinion on 'Zeds?
'Cause we're not really a faction. More just a bunch of the same race huddled in an abandoned building.

And "The Bakery!" is just the Hot Dog Vendor, Pizza guy, and like a chef who doesn't know how to make pastries.

The Bakery! is obsolete, we have a gourmet chef named joey, He's good at what he does and is a cool guy once you get to know him.
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Re: The G.P. Cultists

Postby Seancglover » Sat Nov 01, 2014 8:43 pm

where's the paper at, I want in.
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Re: The G.P. Cultists

Postby Gibb50 » Sat Nov 01, 2014 8:55 pm

Seancglover wrote:where's the paper at, I want in.

You will receive the registration form along with 834 temporary tattoos and the brass knuckles. in the mail in three days, welcome aboard, recruit!
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Re: The G.P. Cultists

Postby bobdude0987654321 » Sun Nov 02, 2014 12:16 am

Temporary tattos!?

I'M IN
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Re: The G.P. Cultists

Postby Gibb50 » Sun Nov 02, 2014 12:22 am

bobdude0987654321 wrote:Temporary tattos!?

I'M IN

Welcome aboard, Recruit. Here are your sick tats and your brass knuckles
This is our tattoo.
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