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Alias sucks at writing.

Postby Alias-Maxima » Fri Aug 11, 2017 10:22 pm

Hello, comrades. I am bored, am out of practice, and happen to see an opportunity for everyone to profit out of said bored-ness and out-of-practice-ness.

Give me some prompts and I'll write about them as best I can.

I can only write about things which I have knowledge about, so if you'd like me to compose some paragraph about some RP character you spawned five years ago who I have no knowledge of, you will have to provide details.

Additionally, if your prompt...

1) Is too abstract (eg: write about life.)
2) Is too vague (eg: write about life.)
3) Would make me want to kill myself out of boredom (eg: write about the socioeconomic divide in antebellum America and explain how this could have led to civil war.)

I will exercise creative liberties to make your prompt less undesirable to write about, or simply choose not to write about it.

Have an example:
Rich wrote:Write about a summer's day without mentioning the weather or date.


My response:
"Hour by hour, day by day, the frost-wreathed hills groomed their weedy, five-o'clock shadows. Their verdant beards soon entertained deer and wolves and ebullient, sneezing children. Trilling birdsong worked its way into my reluctant ears. Thus passed those whimsical days; once again, the hills are bald and barren."

Alright, people. Hit me with your second-best shots.
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Re: Alias sucks at writing.

Postby ColonelPKA » Fri Aug 11, 2017 10:28 pm

Does the prompt have to be realistic as possible?
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Re: Alias sucks at writing.

Postby Alias-Maxima » Fri Aug 11, 2017 10:30 pm

ColonelPKA wrote:Does the prompt have to be realistic as possible?

It doesn't have to be realistic, but it should be within reason.
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Re: Alias sucks at writing.

Postby Phia99 » Sat Aug 12, 2017 7:57 pm

In 1804, in a lively village called Noskovic, there was a bar. It was a tourist sensation, attracting visitors from all over the galaxy. It boasted it had the "best brew that will knock your interdimensional socks off." Of course, not all visitors are peaceful.

A man who lived in the village founded it fourty years ago. He's spoken to nearly all of his customers, listening to their stories of love, murder, dictatorship, you know it.

Write about the man's view on his bar and how he met his crew, and his most strangest encounters with his extraterrestrial and normal customers.

And get your broom ready, because there's bound to be vomit.
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Re: Alias sucks at writing.

Postby Irongole » Sun Aug 13, 2017 1:10 am

Write about a tree that takes over the world. Jk

Write about a city that is about to fall to madness due to crime and a rebellious group trying to spread chaos, pick a hero that will attempt to save it and a anti villian. A bad guy who leads the rebels but has good intentions.
Madness is all that is left after everything is gone, so enjoy it as much as you can.
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Re: Alias sucks at writing.

Postby Mechaelite » Sun Aug 13, 2017 6:07 am

It's dark and a child's afraid of the devils that come at night. In the end he ends up haunting the monsters he fears.
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Re: Alias sucks at writing.

Postby Alias-Maxima » Mon Aug 14, 2017 6:28 am

Requests received. I'll have to give these some thought.
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